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really my tumblr is just a clusterfuck of things I enjoy.

my kik is hannah.e.johnson

stay lovely.



An apple a day does NOT keep the doctor away. I put an apple in my body EVERY. SINGLE. DAY. And EVERY SINGLE DAY, it results in a trip to the hospital. Explain to me how that makes sense!




o yea the 90s. the 90s were great. fuckin sick. raw as hell. learning how to speak. crying for no reason. shitting in my diaper

dehydrated hoe: you look like a dweeb caring around that water bottle all day lol
me: yeah bitch well you look like a crunch bar and I bet ya pee is yellow
Hey tumblr, I actually took a walk outside today

Hey tumblr, I actually took a walk outside today



where can I uninstall my period

i think if you download pregnancy it blocks it for a few months but then you get a really annoying loud pop up that doesn’t go away for 18 years



this is the most depressing thing on this website


When you get shouted at for accidentally doing something bad



remember when ginny weasley turned down the offer of going to the dance with harry (the boy she’d been crushing on for years) so that she could stay loyal to her date with neville and then completely called ron and harry out on their shit when they started making fun of neville good times good times